At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize