I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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