I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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