The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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