scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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