Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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