The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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