Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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