i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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