Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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