When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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