yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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