so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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