One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
I did not marry a roomba.
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