Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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