So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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