I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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