you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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