So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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