Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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