A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
