Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Who died my cat blue again?
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