Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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