Dual....:-)
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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