i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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