the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she peed on how many people?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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