TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
and i looked up. we had an audience...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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