what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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