My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I love you.
Bad choice
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