what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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