do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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