love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
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