i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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