I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize