How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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