I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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