I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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