he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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