If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
sarcasm needs its own font
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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