Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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