Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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