i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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