I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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