hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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