I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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