My boss' voice literally gives me gas
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
