we have officially lost it.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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