that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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