lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
A bitchslap is in order.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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