I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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