The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Randomize
