THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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