I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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