I'm so fucking centered right now
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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